Maybe you didn’t know yet…
We have an army of tireless printers at our disposal.
These printing “sleeper cells” of robots and/or super humans, activate when we fire off the orders.
Recently orders were handed down to us by Paul from RIPT and we knew what to do.
Through cloak-and-dagger drop points and shadowy go-betweens, we were able to take RIPT’s vision for business cards and turn it into reality.

Shield your eyes if you must, for you are in the midst of greatness.

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Let us know when the masses have consumed the first run.
We can always order more.

Thanks RIPT!